Joke of the day.

• U collect babe number u use
"chick" store am. Shey her
mama na fowl ?

• U buy suya ur woman chop all
the meat finish u con dey smile
dey chop the onion, u be
vegetarian?

• U dey wit ur guy & u dey
recieve diff kinds of phone calls
every 5 min, yet u dey claim
say u no dey cheat on ur guy.
My sista, u be MTN customer
care agent?

• U ask a girl for what she
wants, she tells you money and
you are angry. Were you
expecting her to say wisdom &
understanding?

• U dey carry ur girlfriend go
club, after u marry her finish u
want stop her frm goin to club.
My broda u think say miracle fit
happen?

• Ur gafrnd dumps u for a rich
man u say she b gold digger, bt
ur
sister do d same to anoda guy,
u giv testimony for Church
saying
na grace of God. Bros park
well

• Your babe get F9 parallel for
WAEC, she still dey ask for
Brazilian Hair of #150.000 .
Abeg Were she wan fix am?,
ontop that coconut head?

• U have 8 tribal marks, stretch
marks scattered all ova ur body
yet u still want a tattoo...ah! my
friend u be zebra?

• U are 6 feet tall, u still com wear 6 inches high heeled
shoe...shey u wan whisper to
God?

• U dey snap inside different
type of cars yet u expect ur
man to believe u are not
cheating.
.aunty, u be
mechanic?

• U gather different gals picture
for ur fone & yet u xpect ur gal
to believe u are not cheatin..
uncle, u be photographer?

• He gave u an engagement
ring for over five years, he
never
marry u, my dear u be lord of d
rings?

•you dey pay your babe wey dey
university school fees and yet u
never write JAMB,u be
scholarship
board?

•U are 18yrs and ur sugar
daddy is
70yrs old and u stil dey call him
BABY, my sister he should be ur
ANCESTOR.

•Your babe is licking ice
cream...u're drinking pure
water...pls guy Are u diabetic?

•U claim say u eat rice and
stew,
but u come vomit fufu and
egwusi
soup. Omo u be magician?                . Na joke o....Read, copy and pass on to friends make dem laugh too ��

   Wadooooooooo!!!!!!

OGUOLA DAY 2015

Oguola day 2014

Ipara Remo in Ogun state. founders day. In Remo north local government.

This is funny

The funny test among guys.

Obj and power sector

A former President, Chief Olusegun Obasanjo,
has attributed the rot in the power sector to the
administrations that came to office after his
tenure.
Obasanjo believed that if Nigeria must surmount
the power challenge, it must start generating
additional 2,000 megawatts every year.
He said apart from his efforts to ensure stable
power while he was the military Head of State in
1979, subsequent administrations did nothing on
power generation, up to the time he returned as
a civilian president in 1999.
The former President said this on Monday at a
programme tagged First Green Legacy Moment
with Chief Olusegun Obasanjo on Leadership and
Human Security in Africa, held in Abeokuta.
While he noted that part of the challenges
confronting the nation was lack of political will
by Nigerian leaders, he, however, warned that
power should not be “privatised to friends.”
He said, “Part of our problems is lack of political
will on the part of the leaders. What does a
leader understands about development? Any
leader worth his salt should know that power is
very important. It is the driver of all
development, be it social, economic, and even
political.
“When I was military head of state, I developed
the Jebba dam, I developed Shiroro, I started
Egbin. Shagari came and completed Egbin and
inaugurated Jebba and Shiroro.
“Between Shagari in 1983, until I came back in
1999, there was no single dime invested in
power generation. If anything, the ones that were
there were allowed to go down.
“A country like Nigeria must be adding not less
than 2,000 megawatts every year if we are to be
moving on the part of development.
“If you will remember, when I came back in
1999, my first Minister of Power was late Bola
Ige. I won’t say Bola didn’t know what he was
doing and he said publicly that he would fix the
power problems in six months.
“After one year, Bola, with his capacity, couldn’t
fathom what was wrong with power; it was
riddled with corruption. Then, we had no money.
People have forgotten that in 1999/2,000, the
price of crude oil was US $9 per barrel.
“When we started having money, we started the
National Integrated Power Plant. When we said
the money we had should be invested in power,
my successor (Umar Yar’Adua) didn’t
understand; he stopped it.
“If for almost 20 years, we did not achieve
anything in power generation, then we may not
be able to get it again.”

Dangote slashes cement down to #1000.

LAGOS—LEADING cement manufacturer, Dangote
Cement Plc, weekend, announced drastic
reduction of the prices of its cement.
The new price regime announced by the Group
Managing Director/Chief Executive Officer, GMD/
CEO, of Dangote Cement, Mr. Devakumar Edwin,
pegged the Dangote 32.5 cement grade at N1,000
per 50 kg bag, while the higher 42.5 grade would
sell for N1,150 per bag.
A statement by the company at the end of a
management meeting said, however, that the new
prices were exclusive of the Value Added Tax,
VAT, representing about 40 per cent discount on
the prevailing market price of the product
currently sold for N1,700 irrespective of the
grade, across the country.
Edwin said the move was in line with the
company’s commitment to the nation’s dire need
for the development of infrastructure and to boost
the federal and state government’s ongoing effort
to reduce the near 20 million housing deficit in
Africa’s largest economy.
He said, “we recognize the need for an increased
rapid response to the huge infrastructure and
housing deficit in the country, and one of the
ways of addressing the issue is bringing the price
of building materials down to much more
affordable levels especially cement which is
within our control as part of our contribution to
the transformation agenda of the Goodluck
Jonathan administration and the attainment of
key milestones in the Millennium Development
Goals, MDGs.
“Since the commencement of the implementation
of the backward integration policy for cement in
the country over 12 years ago, the local
production capacity of the product rose from less
than three million metric tonnes per annum to
about 38 million metric tonnes per annum.
During the more than 12-year period of the
backward integration policy, nearly $20 billion
has been directly and indirectly injected into the
Nigerian cement industry with Dangote Cement
Plc accounting for 60 per cent of that spend.”
The GMD/CEO added that Dangote Cement Plc
would continue to ensure alignment of its
corporate social responsibility with its strategic
business initiatives and will continue to evaluate
its pricing regime in Nigeria’s best interest.
Meanwhile, the timing of the initiative has
confounded industry watchers, who say that from
experience, the cement market is on the verge of
entering the accelerated demand phase as the
raining season is tapering and the dry season
which provides the opportunity for increased
construction and building activities is setting in.

KENNY SAINT BEST KSB: ENTERTAINMENT AND NIGERIA POLITICS

Unconventional gospel musician and aspiring
politician, Kenny Saint Best, is one of the
entertainers who are delving into politics.
KSB is a card-
carrying member
of the All
Progressives
Congress who is
vying for the
Ikeja
Constituency 1
legislative seat
in the Lagos
House of
Assembly.In a
recent interview
on TV, KSB
explained why
she is contesting on the APC platform.
“Good luck to my family members, because right
now we all bear our names. If I had wanted to be
a member of the party that my family belongs to, I
would have done that.
In the past 10 years, APC has been very
supportive towards my development financially,
and also, to my children’s development. Senator
Remi Tinubu stood by me and she didn’t even
stop helping me.
During my album launch, she sent First Lady of
Lagos State, Dame Abimbola Fashola to represent
her,” she stated.

Why i collabo with Olamide.

Popular Fuji musician, Sulaiman Adekunle Alao
Malaika, recently opened up in an interview on
the rationale behind the song he did with Olamide
titled Bosenjo.
According to him,
“I never thought
about doing a song
like that because I
have done songs
with hip hop acts
long before now.
However, I met
Olamide in one of
my brothers’
houses and I was
told he was eager
to meet with me. I
drove down there
to meet with him.
On getting there, we exchanged pleasantries and
we got talking so he requested working with me
saying we haven’t done anything together before
because he has been following my success since
his younger days and that he likes the way I sing.
I reciprocated by telling him how I love his
approach to his music and he asked if we could
do something together and I told him that is no
problem and that I would even fund the recording
and all other things.
When all these happened, I haven’t even began
recording for my album and he also said he
wasn’t recording for his album and we promised
to feature on each other’s album whenever we
were ready. Few days later, we met at the studio
he uses for recording and that was it. I never
imagined the acceptability of the song because
we did it for the fun of it.”
It is notable that Sule Malaika has released over
19 studio albums as a Fuji artiste.

Lagos Court Decision On Number Plates

APPEAL COURT UPTURNS LAGOS COURT DECISION ON NUMBER PLATES

The Court of Appeal sitting in Lagos today delivered judgement in favor of the FRSC in an Appeal filed by the FRSC against the judgement of the Federal High Court, Lagos in the case of Emmanuel Ofoegbu v FRSC on 26th March 2014.The Fed High Court had ruled that the FRSC had no powers to set deadlines for motorists to change over to the new number plates and drivers licence. In a Judgment delivered by Justice Joseph Ike with Justice Ndukwe Anyanwu and Justice Tukur as members, the Court of Appeal :
1. Upheld the validity of the National Road Traffic Regulations 2012.
2. held that the validity of the old number plate bought by the Respondent expired on 13th October 2014 the deadline issued by FRSC.
3. dissolved the Order of injunction by the trial court restraining FRSC from setting deadline for change over to the new number plates and observed that the 13th October 2014 deadline had passed.

The Corps Marshal & Chief Executive, FRSC Boboye Oyeyemi has expressed satisfaction about the judgement and commended the Judiciary for a clear interpretation of the existing law on number plates and driver's licence. He enjoined motorists to comply with the law while urging them to drive safely as the year winds to a close

Entertainment and politics

Muma Gee Joins Politics Under PDP: Singer, Nollywood Actor Prince Eke’s Wife Running For House Of Rep In Rivers State.

Popular singer Gift Iyumame Eke aka Muma Gee, the wife of Nollywood actor Prince Eke has officially joined politics.

On Thursday, October 30th, 2014, she made her intention to represent her people known at the PDP secretariat in Rivers State.

Come 2015 Muma Gee will be running for Federal House of Representative in Abua/Odua and Ahoada East LGA of Rivers State under PDP party.

The experienced singer has done a very good job of placing her people in Ahoada on the global map.

She picked up her nomination form on Thursday around 3pm.

Dayo Adeneye,Entertainment and politics

One of Nigeria’s renowned entertainment guru and media barons, Otunba Adedayo Olumide Adeneye (D-ONE) has joined the political race. And according to insiders, D1 is on a mission to rescue and rebuild the future of his people at Odogbolu Constituency of Ogun state, South West Nigeria. The entertainment guru and co-founder of Primetime Entertainment is vying to be a member of the Ogun state House of Assembly under APC.