Joke of the day.

• U collect babe number u use
"chick" store am. Shey her
mama na fowl ?

• U buy suya ur woman chop all
the meat finish u con dey smile
dey chop the onion, u be
vegetarian?

• U dey wit ur guy & u dey
recieve diff kinds of phone calls
every 5 min, yet u dey claim
say u no dey cheat on ur guy.
My sista, u be MTN customer
care agent?

• U ask a girl for what she
wants, she tells you money and
you are angry. Were you
expecting her to say wisdom &
understanding?

• U dey carry ur girlfriend go
club, after u marry her finish u
want stop her frm goin to club.
My broda u think say miracle fit
happen?

• Ur gafrnd dumps u for a rich
man u say she b gold digger, bt
ur
sister do d same to anoda guy,
u giv testimony for Church
saying
na grace of God. Bros park
well

• Your babe get F9 parallel for
WAEC, she still dey ask for
Brazilian Hair of #150.000 .
Abeg Were she wan fix am?,
ontop that coconut head?

• U have 8 tribal marks, stretch
marks scattered all ova ur body
yet u still want a tattoo...ah! my
friend u be zebra?

• U are 6 feet tall, u still com wear 6 inches high heeled
shoe...shey u wan whisper to
God?

• U dey snap inside different
type of cars yet u expect ur
man to believe u are not
cheating.
.aunty, u be
mechanic?

• U gather different gals picture
for ur fone & yet u xpect ur gal
to believe u are not cheatin..
uncle, u be photographer?

• He gave u an engagement
ring for over five years, he
never
marry u, my dear u be lord of d
rings?

•you dey pay your babe wey dey
university school fees and yet u
never write JAMB,u be
scholarship
board?

•U are 18yrs and ur sugar
daddy is
70yrs old and u stil dey call him
BABY, my sister he should be ur
ANCESTOR.

•Your babe is licking ice
cream...u're drinking pure
water...pls guy Are u diabetic?

•U claim say u eat rice and
stew,
but u come vomit fufu and
egwusi
soup. Omo u be magician?                . Na joke o....Read, copy and pass on to friends make dem laugh too ��

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