Who is a thief

WHO IS THE THIEF? A man was travelling in his
private car along the Lagos.Ore Express Road.
He sighted a huge bush meat hanging on a
stick from afar&decided to buy.he stopped
&priced......Madam,aw much is your
bushmeat?.......d madam reply ....Oga na
#7000.... .. Haba Madam,na aw much u go sell
am last?....Oga,bring #6500..... ok, go put am 4
inside boot.The woman went behind the car
saying in her mind....if dis man open his boot. I
go drop d meat 4 ground go collect my money.
Immediately d woman shut d boot without
putting d meat. Thinking she had put d bush
meat into his boot the man zoomed off without
paying!

My naija of yesterday

Naija of Old I miss you oo!
I miss d days when we went to school, lined up
& D
headmistress & teachers inspect our nails &
uniform &
den we match to our classrooms, U Remember
na??
D days of Nasco Biscuit,Trebor, Iced coloured
water
tied in nylon we called it “lolly”
D days of Goody-Goody & pako Biscuit.
D days of ali & simbi, Mr Salami & Mrs Salami,
Agbon,
Edet lives in Calabar.
Chei, i remember those days when one naira na
money,
when groundnut was 5 kobo. & choco milo
sweet was 5
kobo
The days of messing game, who is in d garden,
police
and thief
D days of mama & papa play • The days when
we use
to build houses with sand, play suwe game,
tinco tinco,
change U̅r style, ten ten, skipping, stop! U
remember
nau?
Those days wen we used to fly kite on streets,
wen boys
used to use d paint bucket cover as tire & their
daddy’s
hanger as d steering
Those days when rubber band was stock
exchange nai
The days when voltron, jimbo, power rangers,
spider
man was our favourite cartoon
D days of limca soft drinks & choco milo advert
on
black and white tv and sunday rendevous
by1:30pm •soul train.
When we say ‘leke leke give me white finger’ •
Those
days when eleganza, big pen were d best •
D days wen we used to drink water from d tap
even
suck out d water if its not coming out •
D days when NTA will show rainbow color for
30 mins
then national anthem before they resume
program @
4pm •
D days wen basket sandals, simbi nd Bata
sandals were
d best •
D Days wen we all sing sandalili sandalili
songs.
Now……Dstv has come, no more old fun, I’m
really
proud to have experienced all this.
If u r nt smiling it means you were not born in
my
generation. pele oo.

Joke of the day.

• U collect babe number u use
"chick" store am. Shey her
mama na fowl ?

• U buy suya ur woman chop all
the meat finish u con dey smile
dey chop the onion, u be
vegetarian?

• U dey wit ur guy & u dey
recieve diff kinds of phone calls
every 5 min, yet u dey claim
say u no dey cheat on ur guy.
My sista, u be MTN customer
care agent?

• U ask a girl for what she
wants, she tells you money and
you are angry. Were you
expecting her to say wisdom &
understanding?

• U dey carry ur girlfriend go
club, after u marry her finish u
want stop her frm goin to club.
My broda u think say miracle fit
happen?

• Ur gafrnd dumps u for a rich
man u say she b gold digger, bt
ur
sister do d same to anoda guy,
u giv testimony for Church
saying
na grace of God. Bros park
well

• Your babe get F9 parallel for
WAEC, she still dey ask for
Brazilian Hair of #150.000 .
Abeg Were she wan fix am?,
ontop that coconut head?

• U have 8 tribal marks, stretch
marks scattered all ova ur body
yet u still want a tattoo...ah! my
friend u be zebra?

• U are 6 feet tall, u still com wear 6 inches high heeled
shoe...shey u wan whisper to
God?

• U dey snap inside different
type of cars yet u expect ur
man to believe u are not
cheating.
.aunty, u be
mechanic?

• U gather different gals picture
for ur fone & yet u xpect ur gal
to believe u are not cheatin..
uncle, u be photographer?

• He gave u an engagement
ring for over five years, he
never
marry u, my dear u be lord of d
rings?

•you dey pay your babe wey dey
university school fees and yet u
never write JAMB,u be
scholarship
board?

•U are 18yrs and ur sugar
daddy is
70yrs old and u stil dey call him
BABY, my sister he should be ur
ANCESTOR.

•Your babe is licking ice
cream...u're drinking pure
water...pls guy Are u diabetic?

•U claim say u eat rice and
stew,
but u come vomit fufu and
egwusi
soup. Omo u be magician?                . Na joke o....Read, copy and pass on to friends make dem laugh too ��

   Wadooooooooo!!!!!!

OGUOLA DAY 2015

Oguola day 2014

Ipara Remo in Ogun state. founders day. In Remo north local government.

This is funny

The funny test among guys.

Obj and power sector

A former President, Chief Olusegun Obasanjo,
has attributed the rot in the power sector to the
administrations that came to office after his
tenure.
Obasanjo believed that if Nigeria must surmount
the power challenge, it must start generating
additional 2,000 megawatts every year.
He said apart from his efforts to ensure stable
power while he was the military Head of State in
1979, subsequent administrations did nothing on
power generation, up to the time he returned as
a civilian president in 1999.
The former President said this on Monday at a
programme tagged First Green Legacy Moment
with Chief Olusegun Obasanjo on Leadership and
Human Security in Africa, held in Abeokuta.
While he noted that part of the challenges
confronting the nation was lack of political will
by Nigerian leaders, he, however, warned that
power should not be “privatised to friends.”
He said, “Part of our problems is lack of political
will on the part of the leaders. What does a
leader understands about development? Any
leader worth his salt should know that power is
very important. It is the driver of all
development, be it social, economic, and even
political.
“When I was military head of state, I developed
the Jebba dam, I developed Shiroro, I started
Egbin. Shagari came and completed Egbin and
inaugurated Jebba and Shiroro.
“Between Shagari in 1983, until I came back in
1999, there was no single dime invested in
power generation. If anything, the ones that were
there were allowed to go down.
“A country like Nigeria must be adding not less
than 2,000 megawatts every year if we are to be
moving on the part of development.
“If you will remember, when I came back in
1999, my first Minister of Power was late Bola
Ige. I won’t say Bola didn’t know what he was
doing and he said publicly that he would fix the
power problems in six months.
“After one year, Bola, with his capacity, couldn’t
fathom what was wrong with power; it was
riddled with corruption. Then, we had no money.
People have forgotten that in 1999/2,000, the
price of crude oil was US $9 per barrel.
“When we started having money, we started the
National Integrated Power Plant. When we said
the money we had should be invested in power,
my successor (Umar Yar’Adua) didn’t
understand; he stopped it.
“If for almost 20 years, we did not achieve
anything in power generation, then we may not
be able to get it again.”